gasp!!!!!! how dare you....i feel violated...i bet my wicked step-daughter put you up to owning my ass!!!!!!!! just you wait till i see her next!!!!!

:P Hey you, hows things? xX

Better Fact :P It was Chuck Norris Delivering a roundhouse kick in an attempt to execute Mr T that caused the cataclism known as the 80's!

Manami, FACT "A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states."

Heyy pretty girl, I bought you out so you are miiine! :-p I don't even know if you use this damn thing but I feel cool to have you as a pet! Hope all is well xxx

You have been fed milk.

umm... interesting houtfit

You have been offered a human sacrifice.