One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting
> by the side of the ocean.
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> It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do
> Weeweechu."
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> Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
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> Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the
> perfect time," Pedro begged.
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> "But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
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> Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
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> Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
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> Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
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> "Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
> Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
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> MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
> NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!