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Unknown "levis" Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 15 days ago

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
Unknown "levis" Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 16 days ago

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

This was the First Episode I ever saw, right in the middle of the show they bust out in this rap. At first I was like WTF is this, now It just cracks me up.
Unknown "levis" Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

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Unknown "levis" Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 23 days ago

Sorry Matt Damon

Unknown "levis" Dazed - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago