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"Mr. Big Stuff"
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Unknown's tales
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So this one time I was sniffing trees and marking territory around the neighborhood(chewed the leash to escape)when i seen this smoking hot little poodle whimpering under a rubarb plant. I waddled over to see if I could help it. She said she had been abandoned by her owners father for piddling on the new rug, but it wasnt her fault, he had tied her up to a chair and left her thier for 3 day ,water and a little dish of food, and she said it was atrinkle at best. So he tossed his little piddle poodle from his moving car and she now couldnt walk. Being the gentleman I am i went behind her,sniffed her butt, gave her quick couple pumps with my mighty magig rod and all of a sudden she sprung up to attack me. Noticing she was on he paws and walking, she thanked me, sniffed my butt, and we climbed back under that rubarb plant for a little afternoon delight.I think some sick little kid video taped us while wew ere at it too. Humans are such a perverted breed.
Unknown "Mr. Big Stuff"
- 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago
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So can you be sure what your looking for in a mate? You have these images and thoughts as to what you think will make you happy, yet if yoyu ver find someone who fits all the criterias, then what. Just stop looking, pray for best? Hopefully grow together?I am starting to think I am asking for to much out of life and a better half/ I wish it was easier and simpler for me, getting frustrated beyond belif. But still refuse to switch teams at this point lol
Unknown "Mr. Big Stuff"
- 16 years, 10 months, 28 days ago
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So pretend you were a bird, free to fly anywhere you wished. You were strong enough and big enough to be safe where ever you went. Where would it be? Woudl you fly for travel and leisure, to the moon and stars, to th eunknown,to the beyond?,to the past? Would you just build anest where you are, start a flock of your own?Cross breed across the planet? I would learn to fly lol
Unknown "Mr. Big Stuff"
- 16 years, 11 months, 3 days ago
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Have you ever been to sea? Well I am sure there a whale of a tale out there for someone to write about,wouldnt you think?
Unknown "Mr. Big Stuff"
- 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
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There a friend of mine , a long tailed tom, and we were hiding from this mean old dog, to our disbalief were were in a rocking chair store. Whats worse the agony from the hiding spot or the eventual death at the hands of that rabid dog.
Unknown "Mr. Big Stuff"
- 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
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