Ok so there were these 3 guys walking through the jungle when all of a sudden a group of cannibals surround and capture them, taking them back to their leader. So instead of just killing them and eating them the leader decides to give the 3 guys a task.
He says,"I want you to go into the jungle and bring back 3 fruits that are the same then I will consider letting you go." This being said the 1st guy goes into the jungle and finds 3 bananas and brings them back to the leader and thinks to himself..boy that was easy.
The leader tells him that he did good but there was one more thing to do before his task is complete...he tells him that he has to shove all 3 bananas up his butt without wincing, making a noise or a face. The guy gets to the 2nd banana and groans so the cannibals kill him and eat him but the man goes to heaven.
The second guy comes back with 3 cherries and gives them to the cannibals leader. The cannibal says that he also must shove all 3 fruits up his butt without wincing, making a noise or a face. With this being said the guy up in heaven is watching him shove the first cherry up his butt...no face..no noise..no nothing...the 2nd cherry goes up..no face...no noise...no nothing...he is just going to shove the 3rd cherry up his butt and he bursts out laughing therefore the cannibals kill and eat him too. So he goes to heaven and runs into the 1st guy and the 1st guy was like what happened..you were like home free that was your last cherry!!!
The guys says,"Ya but I looked into the jungle and seen the 3rd guy coming back with 3 pineapples." baaa-haaaa-haaaa
Unknown "MZ BeHAVE" Frisky
- 16 years, 1 month, 19 days ago
