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Name:
Unknown , 46/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:44 AM
Join date:16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago
Location: london United Kingdom

"Left a bit... Left a bit... There!! (having a problem with my pics.... argh!)"
About me:
First and foremost... i'm Irish, born and bred (and totally proud too!)
I'm outgoing, friendly, and love honesty. I love to play basketball, my life practically revolves around it (ok a slight exaggeration...). I like playing against the boys, and love it when they lose, cos they can't handle it when a 'girl' beats them!! (haha)
About you:
hmmmmm, who would i like to meet??
tall, athletic and intelligent.... that'd do me nicely!!
other applicants may still apply.... ;)
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Sore Thumbs, 10 Up Herd
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why do men love women that have big boobs???? i mean yea, they look good and all that, but what is the fascination???!
Unknown "Riddle" Ferocious - 14 years, 10 months, 27 days ago
Unknown
what the fcuk is it with men and cyber sex????
GET A LIFE!!!
if you can't get the real thing, then you got something wrong with you!!!

Unknown "Riddle" Ferocious - 15 years, 23 days ago
Unknown
A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long
Unknown "Riddle" Ferocious - 15 years, 1 month, 19 days ago
Unknown
i saw this, and knew i had to share it with you!
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Unknown "Riddle" Ferocious - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
Unknown
"One day, man will be judged by the content of his character, not by the colour of his skin".... Martin Luther King
Unknown "Riddle" Ferocious - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
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joe true
what nickname do you want?
joe true Content - 10 years, 10 months, 1 day ago
hardware

A HOTTIE 4 A HOTTIE You have been given A HOTTIE 4 A HOTTIE.
Crafted by DeAdLyTaSh
hardware "Zombie" Hopeless - 14 years, 4 months, 16 days ago
Lord Bodacious Ichibon
Doing the whole random profile thing for points and your cybersex comment cracked me up. Peace.
Lord Bodacious Ichibon Asstastic... - 14 years, 5 months, 5 days ago
Ike
Thumbed all our tales :D
Ike "Count Nutter!" Cat napping :D - 14 years, 5 months, 23 days ago
beachside_bum

Hello! You have been given Hello!.
Crafted by Krista
beachside_bum - 14 years, 6 months, 24 days ago
Kes Kissyface Smith
HEy Miss unknown, loved your tales, so thumbed them all xxx
Kes Kissyface Smith "My Kissyface" - 14 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
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