Where's a picture of me? You know....your wife...remember? Oh that's right, it's ok for you to post half naked pictures of yourself and chat up 24 year old sluts, but it's not ok for me to keep my maiden name. Well they're welcome to you. That's right. I'm breaking up with you on Human Pets. That's about all the respect you deserve after the way you've treated me.

Oh look you have a picture from our honeymoon...bit blurry though!

You have been given take me to the beach. Crafted by

Hi Robert, thanx for looking after me so well, I very much enjoyed my manicure and drink.
I am very lucky to have a precious Master,
how can yr pet return the favour? hehe :)
Manda x

Well wheres my tickets to your next gig!!! Let me know if you need some groupies hahahaha - all just about over 30 though !!! Have a good weekend!

Robert thx for buy in my shop, come back soon, good things are waiting for u.

pd. u look like robbie williams :P

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken for a drive.