The 7 Dwarfs go to the Vatican,

and because they are the 7 Dwarfs,

they are immediately ushered in to
go to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
Grumpy, my son, says the Pope,
'What can I do for you?

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your
Excellency, but are there any
dwarf nuns in Rome?


The Pope wrinkles his brow at
the odd question, thinks for a
moment and answers,
'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf
nuns in Rome.

In the background, a few of the
dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares,
silencing them.


Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship,
are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?
The Pope, puzzled now, again
thinks for a moment and then
answers,
No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf
nuns in Europe.
This time, all of the other dwarfs
burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around
and silences them with
an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says,
'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY
dwarf nuns anywhere in the
world?'
The Pope, really confused by
the questions says,
I'm sorry, my son, there are no
dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into
a heap , rolling and laughing,
pounding the floor, tears rolling
down their cheeks, as they
begin chanting......

Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Grumpy screwed a penguin!
Unknown "Elizabeth" Playful - 16 years, 1 month, 25 days ago

Q... What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor???

A... Where's my tractor??

OMG.. Americas funniest home vidoes.. the kid had an accent..a southern one.. toooooo cute :D

Unknown "Elizabeth" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 25 days ago

Q ...How do you know when a blonde has been on the computer?

A ...White out all over the screen :P

Sorry dolly ..heheh
Unknown "Elizabeth" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 25 days ago

There were these 3 lady friends who each had a boyfriend named Leroy.
When talking about their Leroys, they were tired of saying, "My Leroy did this, or my Leroy did that.", so they decided to name their Leroys after soda pops.
So the first lady said, "I'm going to name my Leroy Mountain Dew."
The other ladies asked, "Why do you want to name him Mountain Dew?"
She said, "Because he's always ready to mount and do me."
The second lady said, "I'm going to name my Leroy 7 Up."
The other ladies asked, "Why do you want to name him 7 Up?"
She said, "Because he's 7 inches and he's always up."
Then the third lady said, "Well, I'm going to name my Leroy Jack Daniels."
The other ladies asked, "Why Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop, that's a hard liquor."
She said, "That's my Leroy!"
OMG too funny.. ty Bruhaha :P

Unknown "Elizabeth" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 25 days ago