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~* Crazy but Loving it *~
Phedre777
Phedre777
"JULES"



Name:
Phedre777 , 55/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:13 AM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago
Location: Landsberg am Lech Germany

"I am just me..."
About me:
hmmm...what to say about me ...
I am what I am. No more no less. What you "read" is what you get. I am just as obnoxious offline as I am on (when the situation permits it). I am outgoing and intelligent and I do not suffer fools lightly! I don't play head games with people, and for me human pets is a place to come, hang out and have fun. I like to think of myself as non-judgmental and open to all different lifestyles, religions and values. If you are a bigot, racist or homophobe - STAY AWAY! I love meeting new people and enjoy having a good conversation. I am a book worm and I listen to a wide range of music - from Mozart to Metallica. Yes, I even like country ;.) I have two incredibly awesome children who are the light of my life - they are independant, strong , funny and intelligent and do just fine without Mom constantly hovering over them. Plus, Mom has a life of her own too.
About you:
You are friendly, honest and having a sense of humour is always a plus :-) I appreciate it when people laugh at my sad attempts at being funny. You are still in touch with reality - regardless of which reality that is ;-) You know how to have fun and don't take things that happen online too seriously. If read everything up until now, all I can say is "Wow!", I'd love to get to know you :-)
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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Phedre777's tales
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Phedre777
Hey there everyone! I am not sure if anyone noticed I wasn't around (well, I know a couple of you did <3<3<3 Mel & Dan). I finally finished my catalogue translation (which took too damn long) and tomorrow the kids and I are flying back to the states to visit friends and family and enjoy a MUCH needed break from our day-to-day lives.
I hope you have all been doing well. Know that I have missed you all and hope to catch up soon! Hugs & Kisses & Stuff
Phedre777 "JULES" ~* Crazy but Loving it *~ - 16 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
Phedre777
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Phedre777 "JULES" ~* Crazy but Loving it *~ - 16 years, 7 months, 20 days ago
Phedre777


Top this for a speeding ticket...hehehe

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

Just then a deafening roar over the tree tops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location. Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:

Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.
Phedre777 "JULES" ~* Crazy but Loving it *~ - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
Phedre777
Q: How can you make God laugh?

A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Phedre777 "JULES" ~* Crazy but Loving it *~ - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
Phedre777
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10


Explination: 1 to screw it and 9 to form the support group to justify why there were no sexual implications in the act of screwing.
Phedre777 "JULES" ~* Crazy but Loving it *~ - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago
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Dan
hey jules its been forever!!! and yep got your message xoxo
Dan "JeweLs♥Boi" Opal's Boi Foreva - 15 years, 8 months, 7 days ago
Iliana Todorova

Happy Valentine's Day! You have been given Happy Valentine's Day!.
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Iliana Todorova "El Diablo" ~complete~ - 15 years, 9 months, 14 days ago
jim morse

Naughty Shoes with Diamonds You have been given Naughty Shoes with Diamonds.
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jim morse "Gentleman Jim" Wild - 15 years, 9 months, 19 days ago
Dan
hey jules probably unknown becos i closed facbook account was copping too much abuse from the ex :-(
Dan "JeweLs♥Boi" Opal's Boi Foreva - 15 years, 9 months, 19 days ago
Iliana Todorova
Consider yourself challenged to a Hug War...
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HU G WAR!

Pass this hug to all of
your friends and back
to me, see how many
you get back!

1-5 HUGS....Your on
someones mind!

5-10 HUGS...Someone
likes you!

10-15 HUGS..Someone
wants to be with you 4

@#*@#*@#*@#*
Iliana Todorova "El Diablo" ~complete~ - 15 years, 9 months, 26 days ago
jim morse

You have been given Summer fun.
Crafted by Wolfie
jim morse "Gentleman Jim" Wild - 15 years, 10 months, 16 days ago
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