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Drink up =)

You have been fed blood.

But I'm only asking for the cliff notes, not the entire novel. Then I'll see if I wanna read the book, and maybe then I'll see what else you've written if I like that one.
...and then maybe, just maybe, I might consider getting to know you.
But it does say so much with so little already.