21 Jan 2008, Monday @ 4.50pm

Joke of the day:
Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.

"Anywhere I go, she goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.

''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.

''One thousand dollars for the food.''
''But I haven't touched the food."
''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."

''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''
''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."

''But I slept on the floor!''
''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."

''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.''
''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.''
''It was there. You should have!''
Unknown "¤LovelyWan Ling" Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago

21 Jan 2008, Monday 1.30pm

Joke of the day:

Tight Skirt, Bus Stop

One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

Unknown "¤LovelyWan Ling" Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

21 Jan 2008, Monday @ 10.55am

Joke of the day:
Rubbing Her The Right Way

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
Unknown "¤LovelyWan Ling" Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

18 Jan 2008, Friday @ 4.45pm

damn it... i just cant wait to off work.... why everyday i need to edit my artwork... need to run up n down the staircase... need to hear boss nagging say cannot this, cannot tat... need to see people surrounding. haiz.... SIAN!!!
Unknown "¤LovelyWan Ling" Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 13 days ago

18 Jan 2008, Friday @ 12.30pm

haiz.... finish my lunch liao... today, i had lemon chicken rice & a can of green tea. now i m back to my working desk... look like i got to start my work already^^ i havnt really start any of my work... have been surfing website n forums in the morning....

Unknown "¤LovelyWan Ling" Trusting - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago