One night in catville at a pub called fleas r poo.Many cats knew this pub it was the best in town.One cat called Jake was sitting down telling jokes and poems.He was having some beer aswell.Next all the ladies came up to him and said ''Hi Jake wat u doin.'' He loved the girls and bought them all free drinks. the next hour or 2 jake spent In the biggest cup in Catville.Soon Jake got so drunk to move.The next morning Jake's brother Joe was gettin washed while Jake was in bed it was Joe's Birthday today he is 2 today.


By Hollie McLean.
Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago