I'm an adventurous fun loving person. I enjoy making good memories and great times with friends. I'm here for fun and to meet / chat with people from Canada and abroad. You wanna know more just ask me!!
No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off. The least useful horse on your yard will eat the most, require shoes every four weeks and need the vet at least once a month. A horse's misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the number of people who are watching. Your favorite tack always gets chewed on, and your new blanket gets torn. Tack you hate will never wear out and blankets you hate cannot be destroyed. Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you. Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half clipped. If you approach within 50 feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty. Your barn will fall down without baling twine. Hoof picks always run a way from home. If you fall off, you will land on the site of your most recent injury. If you are winning, then quit, because there is only one way to go. Down! Precious Judy "sweet & sexy"Adored
- 10 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
I Ride My Horse
I feel the the sun on my face I hear the birds singing peacefully I saddle the horses.. Fill the saddle bags with goodies.. I ride with Len Leier My heart is filled with happiness As I sing the words to a Waylon Jennings song There just nothing better.. in this world.. I celebrate and drink a beer With my beautiful Man.. Len Leier (tee hee) ;)
I stole this joke from Liz, who stole it from Sean, If any man said this to me.. you can be SURE this would be my answer! lmfao
A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?’
The wife replied, 'The fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess.'....
From time to time, people tell me, “lighten up, it’s just a horse,” or,”that’s a lot of money for just a horse”. They don’t understand the distance travelled, the time spent, or the costs involved for “just a horse.” Some of my proudest moments have come about with “just a horse.” Many hours have passed and my only company was “just a horse,” but I did not once feel slighted. Some of my saddest moments have been brought about by “just a horse,” and in those days of darkness, the gentle touch of “just a horse” gave me comfort and reason to overcome the day. If you, too, think it’s “just a horse,” then you will probably understand phrases like “just a friend,” “just a sunrise,” or “just a promise.”
“Just a horse” brings into my life the very essence of friendship, trust, and pure unbridled joy. “Just a horse” brings out the compassion and patience that make me a better person. Because of “just a horse” I will rise early, take long walks and look longingly to the future. So for me and folks like me, it’s not “just a horse” but an embodiment of all the hopes and dreams of the future, the fond memories of the past, and the pure joy of the moment. “Just a horse” brings out what’s good in me and diverts my thoughts away from myself and the worries of the day. I hope that someday they can understand that it’s not “just a horse” but the thing that gives me humanity and keeps me from being “just a woman.” So the next time you hear the phrase “just a horse” just smile, because they “just” don’t understand.