Something funny I found on someone else's Tales...
And yes, I'm THAT easily amused ;)
JOKE SIGNS
Sign on the door of a vet's waiting room: "Back in five minutes. Sit... Stay!"
A sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix"
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
A sign in the non-smoking area of a restaurant: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
Ad on the side of a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
Another slogan on the truck of a plumbing company: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
Pizza shop slogan: "Seven days without pizza makes one weak."
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- 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago
