Found slumped on my doorstep this morn, do you know her?

You have been given a Drama Queen. Crafted by

And in case the life jacket doesn't keep you afloat, I've got you a gift voucher for the RNLI shop to have a pair of these done:

You have been given woo. Crafted by

I bought you this for those nights when you fall into the canals ;-)

You have been prepared in a lifevest.

Take this so you can avoid being the only gay in the village (cripple)
Cuntha

You have been given Gaydar. Crafted by

You have been given 1 Obscene Phone Call. Crafted by