Haiku's are easy
but they often don't make sense
refrigerator.
Unknown "Chelster" Content - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

Penis breathe, a lovers dread,
is what you get when you give head.
Unpleasant as it tends to be,
be glad he does not pee.
It's times like this you wonder why,
you bothered reaching for his fly.
But it's too late- don't be a tease,
accept your fate- get on your knees.
You know you've got a job to do,
so open wide and shove it through.
Lick the tip then take it all,
don't drag your teeth or he might bawl.
Slide up and down, use your tongue,
and feel the pre-cum start to run.
So when the fuck's he going to cum?
Just when you can't take it anymore,
you hear your lovers mighty roar,
and when he hits that real high note,
you feel it oozing down your throat.
Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky stuff.
"Okay already that's enough-
lets switch" you say before you start to gag.
And whats your revenge? You're on the rag.
Unknown "Chelster" Content - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

Sex is a sensation,
Caused by a temptation,
When a guy puts his creation,
Into a girls destination,
It increases the population,
Do u get my explanation,
Or do u need a demonstration?
Unknown "Chelster" Content - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago

"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge -- myth is more potent than history -- dreams are more powerful than facts -- hope always triumphs over experience -- laughter is the cure for grief -- love is stronger than death."

Robert Fulghum
Unknown "Chelster" Content - 16 years, 10 months, 19 days ago