Walking into a lawyers office, a man asked what his rates were. "One Hundred Pounds for three questions," the lawyer stated. "Isn't that awfully expensive?" the man asked?" "Yes," replied the lawyer. "What's your third question?"


Unknown "Shorty!" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

For my friends in the legal profession....
What is the difference between a lawyer and a pit bull terrier?
A pit bull terrier knows when to stop chasing an ambulance.


Unknown "Shorty!" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.


Unknown "Shorty!" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband."


Unknown "Shorty!" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
Nancy Reagan

Unknown "Shorty!" Cheeky - 16 years, 1 month, 13 days ago