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Cheeky

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Unknown, 32/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:59 AM
Join date:6 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Location: United Kingdom

About me:
What about me? Anything you've heard is probably true, except the bullshit.
Can sometimes be a bit hyperactive, all depends on how much redbull I've drank.
I like to think I'm an individual and don't do things just cuz the next person thinks its cool. I do come out with some weird and random stuff sometimes and my brain is constantly on overtime, so if something I say offends you I probably wont realise unless you tell me.
About you:
I'm a pretty easy going bloke and can get on with most people.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: vampire pets, .•¤**¤•. Kinki Kisses .•¤**¤•, Shiny Happy People, sexy petting zoo, THE FARM, WE LOVE BOOBIES, How Are You ???

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Paddy gets stuck doing his crossword and says to Mick "Flightless bird from Iceland, 6 and 7 letters".
"Easy" Mick replies, "Frozen chicken"
Unknown Cheeky - 6 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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Two tourists driving through Natchitoches, argueing about how to pronounce the name, still argueing they stop for lunch. They ask the woman behind the counter "Can you pronounce the this place very slowly for us please?" The blonde leans forward and tells them Burrr gerrr kiiing
Unknown Cheeky - 6 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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Paddy dies and goes to hell. The devil shows him 3 doors. "Pick one where you'll spend eternity" The devil instructs Paddy.
Paddy looks behind the first door where boiling water is dripping in through the ceiling. The second door has hot coals on the floor to walk on.
Behind the third door an old man was getting a blowjob from a busty naked blonde.
"I'll take door three" Says Paddy. The devil taps the blonde on the shoulder and says to her "You can leave now, Paddy's taking over".
Unknown Cheeky - 6 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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A fella fancies the new girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway and offers her £1000 to have sex with him. "I'll throw the money on the floor and by the time you've picked it up I'll be done"
The girl consults her boyfriend who says to go for it and pick it up real fast, he won't have a chance.
An hour later he calls her and asks what's going on. She replies "The bastard used coins!"
Unknown Cheeky - 6 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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I keep having my profile rejected from dating site Match.Com
One of the question is "What do you want in a woman?"
Apprently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer.
Unknown Cheeky - 6 years, 2 months, 17 days ago
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Mrs Grimes
Sup ...Martin how are you?
Mrs Grimes "not for you" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 5 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
Unknown
Had fun reading your tales...thumbed as I went.


You have been given a stalker.
Crafted by Paul
Unknown "~ Bel Ange ~" Ferocious - 6 years, 17 days ago
Keleigh
Just stopping by to say hello, and wish you a wonderful week! xo
You have been given A bright hello..
Crafted by Mariah Irish
Keleigh "buddy" Crazy In Love - 6 years, 1 month, 8 days ago
Unknown
hey pet.. hows the baby doing?
Unknown Loving - 6 years, 1 month, 8 days ago
Randy Mandy
Thanks 4 the bid :)
Randy Mandy "Mine" Content - 6 years, 1 month, 10 days ago
Mrs Grimes
How is baby?...where you been?
Mrs Grimes "not for you" That's a nice Tnetennba!! - 6 years, 1 month, 11 days ago
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