Paddy gets stuck doing his crossword and says to Mick "Flightless bird from Iceland, 6 and 7 letters".
"Easy" Mick replies, "Frozen chicken"
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

Two tourists driving through Natchitoches, argueing about how to pronounce the name, still argueing they stop for lunch. They ask the woman behind the counter "Can you pronounce the this place very slowly for us please?" The blonde leans forward and tells them Burrr gerrr kiiing
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

Paddy dies and goes to hell. The devil shows him 3 doors. "Pick one where you'll spend eternity" The devil instructs Paddy.
Paddy looks behind the first door where boiling water is dripping in through the ceiling. The second door has hot coals on the floor to walk on.
Behind the third door an old man was getting a blowjob from a busty naked blonde.
"I'll take door three" Says Paddy. The devil taps the blonde on the shoulder and says to her "You can leave now, Paddy's taking over".
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

A fella fancies the new girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway and offers her £1000 to have sex with him. "I'll throw the money on the floor and by the time you've picked it up I'll be done"
The girl consults her boyfriend who says to go for it and pick it up real fast, he won't have a chance.
An hour later he calls her and asks what's going on. She replies "The bastard used coins!"
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago

I keep having my profile rejected from dating site Match.Com
One of the question is "What do you want in a woman?"
Apprently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer.
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago