Hehe, I just found this joke and thought it would be funny to share. I translated myself so if there is any error with the english let me know. Thank you.
PHYSICAL-CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF THE WOMAN
Finally science finds definition of the woman.
Gentlemen: the loose jokes about women having a single neuron connected (with the stove) have ended. Scientifically speaking, there is already an explanation about the bad called 'weak sex'.
Do you want to know it?
National institute of Industrial Technology
1. - Chemical analysis:
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: gathered together in 53,6 kg (But it varies between 40 and 150kg.)
Frequency: Abundant amounts in all the urban and rural areas.
2. - Physical properties:
* Surface covered generally by a painting layer.
* Boils spontaneously, and congealed for unknown reasons.
* Melts if receive a special treatment.
* Becomes bitter if is not used correctly.
* Rarely found in Nature in virgin state.
* Yields under pressure exerted in the precise points.
3.- Chemical properties:
* Has great attraction by gold, silver and an ample range of precious stones.
* Absorbs great amounts of expensive substances.
* Can explode spontaneously without previous warning nor apparent reason.
* It is not soluble in liquids and its activity increases by alcohol saturation.
* It is the more powerful money's reductor agent known by the man.
4. - Common uses:
* Highly ornamental, specially in sport cars.
* Can be helpful for the relaxation.
* Very effective cleaning Agent.
5. - Made tests:
* The pure sample becomes pink when is discovered it in its natural state.
* Becomes green when is placed next to a better sample.
6. - Potential dangers:
* Highly dangerous, safe in experienced hands.
* Is illegal to have more than one, although several can be had in different places, whereas they do not make contact with each other, in which case is inevitable a violent explosion.
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