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"Paquito Oh NO!"



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Well I was just thinking in new drawings for my shop, and thought I could draw some of my costumers´faces. So if anyone are interested just message me with a good close up of your face so i can draw it and what kind of message you want to go along with the drawing. Just please do not be so complicated :P Make it easy.
Unknown "Paquito Oh NO!" Lonely - 16 years, 8 months, 15 days ago
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I am not a so religious person or anything anyway, a friend posted this in some forum and I thought why not! So here is it, it is very nice thing.

This version is credited to Mother Theresa, written on the wall in Mother Teresa's home for children in Calcutta:


People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.

If you are successful, you will win some unfaithful friends and some genuine enemies.
Succeed anyway.

If you are honest and sincere people may deceive you.
Be honest and sincere anyway.

What you spend years creating, others could destroy overnight.
Create anyway.

If you find serenity and happiness, some may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.

The good you do today, will often be forgotten.
Do good anyway.

Give the best you have, and it will never be enough.
Give your best anyway.

In the final analysis, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.


Unknown "Paquito Oh NO!" Lonely - 16 years, 9 months, 10 days ago
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Hehe, I just found this joke and thought it would be funny to share. I translated myself so if there is any error with the english let me know. Thank you.

PHYSICAL-CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF THE WOMAN

Finally science finds definition of the woman.

Gentlemen: the loose jokes about women having a single neuron connected (with the stove) have ended. Scientifically speaking, there is already an explanation about the bad called 'weak sex'.
Do you want to know it?

National institute of Industrial Technology

1. - Chemical analysis:

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: gathered together in 53,6 kg (But it varies between 40 and 150kg.)
Frequency: Abundant amounts in all the urban and rural areas.

2. - Physical properties:

* Surface covered generally by a painting layer.
* Boils spontaneously, and congealed for unknown reasons.
* Melts if receive a special treatment.
* Becomes bitter if is not used correctly.
* Rarely found in Nature in virgin state.
* Yields under pressure exerted in the precise points.

3.- Chemical properties:

* Has great attraction by gold, silver and an ample range of precious stones.
* Absorbs great amounts of expensive substances.
* Can explode spontaneously without previous warning nor apparent reason.
* It is not soluble in liquids and its activity increases by alcohol saturation.
* It is the more powerful money's reductor agent known by the man.

4. - Common uses:

* Highly ornamental, specially in sport cars.
* Can be helpful for the relaxation.
* Very effective cleaning Agent.

5. - Made tests:

* The pure sample becomes pink when is discovered it in its natural state.
* Becomes green when is placed next to a better sample.

6. - Potential dangers:

* Highly dangerous, safe in experienced hands.
* Is illegal to have more than one, although several can be had in different places, whereas they do not make contact with each other, in which case is inevitable a violent explosion.

Unknown "Paquito Oh NO!" Lonely - 16 years, 9 months, 11 days ago
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Today I went to the dentist, got a molar extracted, and unlike the usual for any patient-dentist day, it was I who freaked the hell out of the dentist lol.

He injected me anesthesia but it did not kick in. So after some minutes he injected me again, and then is when I felt all dizzy and my hand started shaking, and then there was this funny sensation that I am not sure if I was breathing cuz I could not feel my nose nor the air coming in. Then the doctor freaked out and pulled the chair down so my feet were up and my head down and ran for alcohol.

It was so funny sensation that I started laughing after some minutes lol.

The bad thing now is that the effect is going down and I am starting to feel the pain...

Unknown "Paquito Oh NO!" Lonely - 16 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
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Haha, I love your chemical analysis of a woman. :P Very funny.
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Hehe, yay!! :) I see me.
You have been given WANT US TO BREED!?!?!?!!.
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hugs and thumbs


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Thumbed your tales also.x
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