Tales? hmmm... yes I have one! It would have to be spelt Tail though! Ah, wait thats not what you wanna read about is it... I guess a Fourty Page Essay on my Tail would be boring wouldn't it??? I shall condense it!
Once upon a time... My tail came out first (it did really... I was born behind first)
It grew up as I did! Seeming to get longer by the day!
Then one day My tail grew spikes! They were fabulous! Very useful to cook food on, especially Kebabs! I can now fit 12 Knights on one Spike!
Unknown "Puff" Hungry - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

... Plus my Tail turned out to be quite a pretty niffty piece of equipment to pick my teeth with! Small pieces of armour do tend to get stuck in them!
Unknown "Puff" Hungry - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

A Small Poem for my Tail
Tail, oh Tail
You follow me everywhere
Tail, oh Tail
You rip through Knight Mail
Tail, oh Tail
You never, ever, will Fail
Tail, Oh Tail
Stronger than a Hammer or Nail
Tail, Oh Tail
Humans run in fear, faces so Pale
Tail, Oh Tail
This is the Tale of My Tail
Tail, oh Tail
You follow me everywhere.

Ok, I'm bored now... I'm of to play with my vast array of Treasure!
Have a Fab Day! :)
Unknown "Puff" Hungry - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago