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"Matt"



Name:
matt , 66/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:12 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 1 day ago
Location: Port Hardy, British Columbia Canada

"The Game of Life is Long and Interesting."
About me:
i like women... ;) ... And you hopefully... like men! ;)
About you:
Andalusia.... ......
Huey Lewis and the News- Workin for a Livin.... ;)
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: West Coast Lovers

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matt
A little pink floyd rendition by my buddy Joe... ;)



matt "Matt" Carefree - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
matt
SEX
1st Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2nd Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a short time and you are so needy you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3rd Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and
you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4th Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner
for too long. When you pass each other in the
Hallway you both say 'screw you.'
5thReligious Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun
in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
6thCourtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any
more. She takes you to court and screws you
in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.
You get a little each month,
but not enough to enjoy yourself


THX ..Deirdre.. ;)
matt "Matt" Carefree - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
matt
Mental Feng Shui

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to.
As you get older, their conversational
skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
Eight. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately.
You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,
smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;
and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

yyes... and i got it from my friend Tatjana Bibiano...i like it too! ;)
matt "Matt" Carefree - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
matt
my kid rock vidoes are coming as soon as i get em....
matt "Matt" Carefree - 16 years, 2 months, 29 days ago
matt
live from my car ... t's Joe Satriani.. A Love Eternal... awesome song, give it a listen, and the scenery is good too.......... ;P


matt "Matt" Carefree - 16 years, 2 months, 29 days ago
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Taru
hi.... how are you?... i hope you are ok.... kisses and hugs....
In the middle of nowhere You have been given In the middle of nowhere.
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Kerri
Salut! long time no see...
YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT U HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF U GET HIT AGAIN U KNOW THAT U R REALLY SEXY. IF U BREAK THE CHAIN U HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY R SEXY
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PPL THAT U THINK ARE SEXI

-IF U GOT 1 BACK THEN U ARE UGLY PPL JUST SENT U THIS TO BE NICE
-IF U GOT 2 BACK UR BETTER THAN UGLY
-IF U GET 3 BACK UR OKAY
-IF U GET 4 BACK THEN U ARE PRETTY
-IF U GET 5 BACK THEN U ARE FREAKIN SEXI
-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE Freakin FINE
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random comment #790) *exploded* You have been exploded
Alexander Graesser "Flambeaux" gone! - 15 years, 11 months, 11 days ago
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LOL ;)
You have been given Oooo say that again.
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Unknown "Shadow" Evasive - 16 years, 10 days ago
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THANX 4 THE WINE MATT!
You have been given Yup...respect!.
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Unknown "The Best Pet" Sexy - 16 years, 25 days ago
Unknown
WOW! What happened to your arm.....You ok?
You have been given wishing you a beautiful day ✭.
Crafted by Selina
Unknown "Shadow" Evasive - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago
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Weird Shit and OddBall Items Shop

Thanks for shopping, i appreciate it! ;)
I try to change things up a lot, so if you come up with something , lemme know, and i'll see if it can pass the "Approval Team"

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