cold and snowy in toronto... so lets go back to thinking about summer.
yes the power of positive thinking.

ITS SO FUCKING HOT THAT...
Unknown "thats me" Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

when i PEE outside in public the people walking by ask to use my wang as a steam iron to get the wrinkles out of their clothes.


the illuminati renamed themselves the flamers


the all seeing eye is sporting a headband


earth has been renamed venus


companies are polluting MORE in the hopes some of the HEATmight escape through that hole in the ozone


i actually think these jokes are funny.

Unknown "thats me" Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

tried making a grill cheese sandwich but the cheese told me to go fuck myself i aint goin out in that heat


im writting a thread with punchlines about inanimate objects talking and what not.


the semi conducters in my computer have started a union and are demanding fair working conditions


what computer? fuck i thought i was watching tv and playin the piano...

Unknown "thats me" Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

my slip and slide was renamed by the company
trip, flip, burn and melt


Unknown "thats me" Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago

smokey the bear quit fighting forest fires and most to hawaii for nicer weather.



the fog/haze went underground to find shade



toads are hanging out swimming pools

what swimming pool?

is that ice cream or a mirage?

Manufactures of curry and suicide sauces are suing for unfair business practices and undercutting the basis for their merchandice

everyone is looks like they came back from an oil wrestling match

Unknown "thats me" Peaceful - 16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago