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"baby gorgeous"
190000 pts

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"Relle"
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"man lover"
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"Sambo"
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"Manda"
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"dirtbag"
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"smelly"
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"naughty"
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"jailbird"
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"rat"
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Unknown's tales
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Unknown "Stupid face" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don’t let him do that. But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.”

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: “Grandma, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family…”

Granny fainted….

Unknown "Stupid face" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

Unknown "Stupid face" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows vista:

* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

* Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

*This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

*Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

*This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”

* Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

*User Error: Replace user.

*Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

*If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you
and all your future creations. Doesn’t it feel nice to have
security?

*Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles
have been deleted. The police are on the way.

Unknown "Stupid face" Loyal - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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Unknown "Stupid face" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago
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yep yep yep! xXx
* I Love You :) * You have been given * I Love You :) *.
Crafted by Dr Zee
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a little bum wiggle for you You have been given a little bum wiggle for you .
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All the time....
I've dirty thoughts about you You have been given I've dirty thoughts about you.
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Hehe, you know me...
i can't wait!! You have been given i can't wait!!.
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You're mine :) xXx
Hanging On to You You have been given Hanging On to You.
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Unknown "baby gorgeous" Playful - 15 years, 10 months, 9 days ago
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Passionate kisses You have been given Passionate kisses.
Crafted by Phoenix Rising
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