Two boys were playing hockey at an outdoor arena when one is attacked by a Pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy!
"Calgary Flames fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Flames fan," the boy replied.
"Toronto Maple Leafs fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Leafs fan either," the boy said.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Canadiens fan."
The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck idiot kills family pet."
Andrew Wells "Zazzles" Cheeky
- 16 years, 3 months, 9 days ago
