dude. . . change my name

you have no pets?

oh snap
I am NOT your pet anymore
wat now

jackie i have enough points to buy you
but I'm gonna make sure your Price is way higher
;D

i kno what you mean. . .
well this is going to be fun isn't it
who do you think has a better chance?
I think you do (duh I am just dilusional)

yeah i think I am going to buy you jackie
but only because then you would be owning me while i would be owning you which would be complicated
either you or the person that you and me refer to but do not say that persons name (EMPHASIS ON DO NOT SAY)
have a nice day =)
o and p.s. you need to help me with that because its clearly not healthy and not going to happen
=D