i've been ill 3 weekends in a row now, not fun. not been getting all that much attention on here so = more boredom. last exam for uni on thurs hooray! fingers crossed i'll do ok, it's work ~50%... damn plant ecology and evolution. *YAWNS*
Unknown "fluRo piXie" Sleepy - 16 years, 5 months, 29 days ago

time for an update!

i got a new job as a telephone operator with a taxi company :D living off the stay-at-home rate of youth allowance as a full-time uni student SUCKS, i have barely enough money to feed myself the occasional take out, once bus tickets and other expenses are out the way.

so i'm ecstatic about new jobness, it's surprising how dull uni holidays turn after the first 2 weeks lol. i've made the realisation that i'm simply not going to have the social life i want until uni is over. you're either poor, and have simple but good social contact hours, or you're working your ass off, earning money but with no social life. i'm opting for the latter as i'd like to save for a few goodies but it means friday and saturday nights will belong to the devil and drunken yobbos ^^'

so remember children, always be polite and give BOTH addresses to the telephone operator when ordering a taxi, no matter HOW intoxicated you are! you never know who you may be talking to! :)
Unknown "fluRo piXie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 24 days ago

i'm back from KI with WAAAAAY too much uni work to catch up on, start, and hand in overdue shit. so i'm obviously not on here as often as i'd like to be normally wasting my time

and if this doesn't make much sense it's cos i've lost the (in)comprehensible use of the english language, after writing a 3000word essay on reptiles. fun fun fun
Unknown "fluRo piXie" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

just to say i'll be disappearing from here for about a week as i'm going to Kangaroo Island as part of my uni course work. i'm really looking forward to it, fingers crossed it won't rain!

so you all better miss me, k? :D i wanna see posts when i get back, hmph.
Unknown "fluRo piXie" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago

Stupid Nomad:

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can''t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey.

He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.

As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, ''''I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have."

''''Anything?'''' he says, getting fairly excited.

''''Yes, anything.'''' she replies.

So he says, ''''Will you hold the donkey!?''''
Unknown "fluRo piXie" Sleepy - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago