a driver was stopped for speeding.he was asked for his occupation

driver replies : rectum strecher

wot the fu*ks that replies the copper

u put 1 finger in, then 2, then a hand, etc, untill its 6ft wide

wot the fu*k dod you do with a 6ft asshole: the cop replies

u give it a uniform and a speed gun
Unknown "mark" - 16 years, 5 months ago