a driver was stopped for speeding.he was asked for his occupation
driver replies : rectum strecher
wot the fu*ks that replies the copper
u put 1 finger in, then 2, then a hand, etc, untill its 6ft wide
wot the fu*k dod you do with a 6ft asshole: the cop replies
u give it a uniform and a speed gun
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