Fun Time.

Once der was da Bunny, and it was with a tales and ears and stuffs. It did da bouncing of bunnies threw trees and grass and stuffs, and it liked it, and happies. So, it hoppeded around da meddow and met another Bunnies, which also did da bouncing. And it did too have a tales and ear... They sniffded at da flowers together and say "..." cuz dats whats bunnies say.
One bunnies like "..." and other bunny like "..." so they agreed on "..." Hopping in grasses they go to trees. Two bunnies make 6 bunnies and there was bounce bounce bounce bounce. Like... EITGHT bouncers! All the bouncers who bounced had da tales and ears. They like like say "..." and it was noisy to da 2 big bunnies cuz they like no "..." so they tell little bunnies "..." and little bunnies move out to find trees of their owns. Littlest bunny gets eaten by hawk and hawk says "aaawwwhh" cuz dats whats hawks say.
Two big bunnies sleeps and eats and say "..." and De Ends.
Unknown "TilT" Loyal - 16 years, 5 months, 21 days ago

Horny TilT.

Ok, Im hangin out in da Saskatoon with Brian and Karen. Brian makes that most GAWDLY pasta in da planets... but anywho! Brian makes his amazing pasta just before this party we were going to. Karen and I were all dressed up in our little mini-skirts and whatnot, and im horny as fuck! (As Usual...) I already grab my plate full of da spagetties and turn to watch Karen get hers. Plate in hand I slowly lean side-ways to see the lovely fruits of life up Karens skirt. A little further and i can see the nice round bum that is Karen. . . a little further now... TilT... not paying attention to anything but da sweet ass, I dump my Spagetti sauce and all, all over the floor, my skirt, and karens legs! Brian, watching the entire thing, laughs histarically while i whipe up da messes. My face was red as ... well, I was blushing. Hehe! Karen knew exactly what was goin on...

What did I learn?

I need to get layed more often . . .
Unknown "TilT" Loyal - 16 years, 5 months, 21 days ago

Connect 12 (2007): What The HELL Is That!?

So, I have never had sex on substance 2 before, so I thought a big festival of super-fun would be a great time... I dont like sex with strangers, so I picked someone I knew... My big sisters boyfriends brother o.0 We went back to my tent, high out our heads and started the kissin. It was pitck dark, but for our glow-sticks, so I couldnt see all too well. My pants came off, and so did his. As I reach down to put on the rubber I noticed something out of place... my hand barely fit over whatever was down there! So I flash my glowie down and find myself staring at the BIGGEST one-eyed-monster i've ever seen! WOW! I pulled my pants on in under 2 seconds and left him laying there, mumbling something about a rain-check as I ran. We'r still friends... But wow, i'll never look at him the same...

What did I learn?
Curiosity killed alot more then just a cat!
Unknown "TilT" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

CONNECT 12 (2007): Classic Clothesline.

It being Connect, a small-ish electronic music festival in Saskatchewan, (around 2000 people... maybe) I decided it was an occasion I could relax, sit back, and do some illegal substances... (Note: my 'substances will always keep their numbers... ask me personally which number is what substance, if you like) The *BURNING BALL IN THE SKY* had shown for the second time out of 4, and throughout that day I indulged in all sorts of fun things, like substances 1,2,3,4 and alcohol. By *DARK TIME* I could hardly see my nose, nevermind FEEL it!
I found myself contently resting in a chair beside an aquaintances fire, trying to figure out WHICH aquaintance it was. Only being able to tell people by their glowies and voices this was prooving difficult. But behind this person I spot a quite familiar glowie... the man I was rather 'fond' of was heading our way through the darkness. The combination of substances made me think stupid things, like 'I dont want HIM to see me so high, i'll say something dumb'. I fled! But I wasnt really ABLE to see where I was going, and ended up clotheslining myself on a rope holding up a tarp. I hit the ground with thud. Now... im just lucky he didnt see me...

It was too dark to see!!! ^_^
Unknown "TilT" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

Uncontrollable Drunken-Sword.

I got a sword for christmas! (2007) I set my sword on a shelf abouv my table in my room, for all to see. Two nights after christmas I had a friend (steve) over and the two of us were in the livingroom, playing on my room-mates nintendo wii. We thought the night might be more enjoyable if we did some 'illegal substance 1'. (shhh)! So, quite high and entwined in Mario Galaxy, we hear a loud BANG in my room. Being the only people home at the time, we were confused... (and curious) I continue on into my room to find that from high abouv, my sword had randomly fell.... -.-' on an Alexander Keiths, full... which had fallen over, spilling fizzy beer all over my only XBox controller. ($30) I then realise that the beer had also spilled on the clothing on the floor beside, ruining a very nice top of mine... ($20) I THEN notice that my new sword, which fell from quite a hight, was missing its hilt, which broke into FOUR small peices!!! ($200+) So... being pretty messed up still on substance 1 I thought i'd clean it in the morning. By 3:00pm the next day, when I awoke, the smell of sick beer was revolting...

There are afew lessons to learn here...
1. Dont put heavy sh*t on shelves, put it on the f*cking wall!
2. finish your f*cking beer, dont leave it in the other room to get warm.
3. put your clothes in a damn basket, then maybe you wont get beer stains on them...
and 4. no matter how high/drunk you are, do NOT leave beer to stink, stick, or stale beside your BED!!!


(when it says 'post a tale', it means an entertaining story... right?)
Unknown "TilT" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago