> Eight Words with two Meanings...
>
> 1. THINGY
> (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part
> under a car's hood.
> Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
>
> 2. VULNERABLE
> (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self
> emotionally to another.
> Male.. Playing football without a cup.
>
> 3. COMMUNICATION
> (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and
> feelings with one's partner.
> Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a
> fishing trip with the boys.
>
> 4. COMMITMENT
> (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
> Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
>
> 5. ENTERTAINMENT
> (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
> Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
>
> 6. FLATULENCE
> (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
> Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
>
> 7. MAKING LOVE
> (may-king luv) n. Female..... The greatest expression of intimacy a
> couple can achieve
> Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
>
> 8. REMOTE CONTROL
> (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV
> channel to another.
> Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
>
>
> AND; He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
> to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
>
> He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said . . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the sink and do the
> dishes while I sit on the sofa and fart!
>
> He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
> She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
>
> He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.
>
> She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every
> night?
> He said . . . A widow.
>
> He said . .Why are married women heavier than single women?
> She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to
> bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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