THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, socializing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, had all the hot water to herself, went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self-esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End..
Unknown "missed" Adored - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago

In order to give me something to focus on and to do something positive for myself, I am going to climb Mount Kilimanjaro in June. If anyone wants to see what I am going to do go to http://www.exodus.co.uk/holidays/tyr/itinerary


Unknown "missed" Adored - 16 years, 7 months, 14 days ago

I had to pinch this from Gill's profile just out of curiosity...

If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do?

1) Go back to sleep
2) Slap me
3) Cuss me out
4) Push me off the bed
5) Just tell me to leave
6) Climb on top of me and cuddle
7) Do me
8) Make me breakfast
9) Ask me my name
10) Call the cops

Answers in comments or message :o)
Unknown "missed" Adored - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago

"When a guy says, "I need more space," it confuses me. What's the matter with
all that space between his ears?"

Linda Rollins
Unknown "missed" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

Please join my herd.

Leave a message when you have thumbed and I will rtf as soon as I can :D


Unknown "missed" Adored - 16 years, 8 months, 26 days ago