hehehe
This is the third story!! There was one time when i went for jogging to kledang hil with my buddies. It was a few years back when i was so much more younger and energetic. That moment vios just came out.
So we went up the road and saw this new car toyota vios. My friend said " WAHLAU lan si lor!! Got nice CAR LA!!" I look at the car and said "WOOOOOOOOO"
Another friend of mine already starting to startle. He knows me too well. I am siaokia kuasa 3. The moment when i run up to the car i kicked on the bonet!! Then someone shouted " WOI .......... LEI SUM LEI MM PING HANG AR" The auntie look at me. I stare back then ............ I run the hell out of there ........
The three of us keep running till we reach somewhere the auntie can't keep up. They shouted at me and say "SEI SOHAI THAT AUNTIE IS THE OWNER LA MAYBE". "you chisin kick the car in front of the owner .... GHAU la u !! GODLIKE"
Unknown "ham sap boi" Crazy - 16 years, 2 months, 8 days ago

The other tale i am going to tell is the following story.
I was caught shouting in the backalley by the authorities after midnight and i still have a terrible stomach. The police grabbed me by my collar and started to ask me walking to his car at the other end of the side of the alley. I told him i was having a bad stomach and i made it look really bad. He didn't even listen to me. So we were walking to the car, I made some growling sound like i needed to go to the toilet if not i'm gonna be in the morgue. He didn't even stopped. Then i told him i wanted to see the doctor. He didn't want to know. I acted like i am about to vomit. I think he just showed me an expression of his face saying"HEY WTF U WANNA VOMIT I DUN CARE VOMIT HERE MOFO". It flashed to my mind that this police is serious in wanting to get a promotion by giving me in as someone shouting at the backalley. All of a sudden i realized that something i have yet to try. I took my wallet out and then ............................
TA DA i flashed a magic red colour note at the guy. He stopped immediately. Then he asked me is that all i've got. I told him that's about all i have. He let go of me and asked me not to make noises anymore.
WHAT THE HELL is wrong with cops .......
They like to see this magic notes sometimes in GREEN BLUE colour if you're richer. If ur lucky they just want to see some RED ones. HAHAHAHA
These notes are like Police pet food .... You give them some they just keep quiet and forget about what happened. LoLz

Unknown "ham sap boi" Crazy - 16 years, 11 months, 15 days ago

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What tale you guys want to read? I'll write a tale which happens to me when i was younger
i used to ride a small bike to school back when i was young and obviously i am superbly notorious. Then one night after having a couple of drinks and some disastrous food i felt really uncomfortable. My stomach was aching like nobody's bussiness. All the while i feel like i really could use a toilet but i just think it's not really necessary at that moment. I continue riding on my bike back home that night itself. In the middle of the main road ......... i started to felt nauseous ....... Then automatically i threw up while riding on the bike and a car was at my back. All my vomit splattered all over his car. He opened his window and scolded me. So i just turn back and gave him a middle finger and shouted "HEY I'M HAVING A BAD STOMACH CAN'T BLAME ME ON THAT". He went all haywire and start chasing after me. I sped as though the whole main road was mine cause i know i will be horribly crucified if i stop at that moment. I went into the all sorts of corner and backalley so that the car will stop chasing me. He finally gave up after chasing me for 15 minutes. Then i stopped at a backalley, laughed and shouted "U CAN'T CATCH ME BIATCH!!" ................ Then someone hold my shoulders and said "ENCIK ... U MAU KENA TANGKAP? APA BUAT MALAM-MALAM DEKAT LORONG BELAKANG JERIT-JERIT? U INGAT INI U BAPAK PUNYA JALAN? LESEN DAN IC KASI TENGOK."
hahahahaha
That night i was freed with rm10 punya bribery .... bribery another tale another time lar! wahahahahahaha
Unknown "ham sap boi" Crazy - 16 years, 11 months, 28 days ago