Some funny quotes you can't argue with:

If love is blind, why is lingerie and 6-pack ABS so popular?

There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: Young, old, and middle-aged

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting

If you do kiss a politician, remember this: You are not only kissing him, you are kissing every butt that he has kissed in the last eight years...

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist

He who laughs last didn't get it

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil (Paul Getty)

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

All power corrupts, but we need electricity

But then, like Voltaire said, "a witty saying proves nothing".
Unknown "~Sweet pet~" Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

Girls want to control the man in their lives
Women know that if he's the right man control is not necessary

Girls yell at the man because he doesn't call them
Women are too busy to miss the call

Girls are afraid of being alone
Women need time for themselves

Girls ignore good guys
Women ignore bad guys

Girls force men to come home
Women make them want to come home

Girls monopolize the man's time
Women know time apart make time together better

Girls think a man who cries is weak
Women offer their shoulder

Girls fall in love and chase the man
Women know when he's not in to them

If you're a guy and you're agreeing with all this,
you've probably been with too many girls
and that probably means you're not man enough
to be with a woman yet :)
Unknown "~Sweet pet~" Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeae??? pretty PLEEEEEEEEAAAASE????????
Unknown "~Sweet pet~" Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago

Come see the CUTE KITTIES in my store
Unknown "~Sweet pet~" Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 13 days ago

I will never be old. Old is 15 years older than me!
Unknown "~Sweet pet~" Playful - 16 years, 11 months, 15 days ago