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"My Sweetness"



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Unknown, 56/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:29 AM
Join date:17 years, 18 days ago
Location: Cambridge, Ontario Canada

"Too friendly for my own good"
About me:
caution this bear will use his thumbs..I'm here to meet new peopke and make new friends, I'll talk & flirt with anyone.I'm a merciless flirt love teasing & kidding around,easy going can be a teddy to the ladies and a grizzley to the guys.I'm verry loyal to my friends and will watch their back no matter what.
About you:
people who enjoy having fun and don't take themselves too seriously don't mind flirting and know how to laugh at a joke. I'M NOT FOR SALE...I LIKE MY OWNER AND DON"T WANT TO LEAVE MY HAPPY HOME!!!! WARNING IF YOU STEAL MY PETS I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RELEASE ALL YOUR PETS!!!
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
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This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off, "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold, "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 5 times a month. What do you say to that?" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about you?"
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, "Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!"
Unknown "My Sweetness" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?"
"Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, "OK, it's done. You are 47,"
Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's".
Unknown "My Sweetness" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
"No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.
But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.
Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"
Unknown "My Sweetness" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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I'll Tell My Daddy
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"


Unknown "My Sweetness" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
Unknown
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"
Unknown "My Sweetness" Content - 16 years, 8 months, 25 days ago
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Sel

You have been given You won my auction.
Crafted by CriZZ
Sel "The crazy cat" - 16 years, 5 months, 15 days ago
Sel

You have been given Wulf Howla!.
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Sel "The crazy cat" - 16 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
Sel

You have been given Pink Roses for you.
Crafted by Allan Kostyk
Sel "The crazy cat" - 16 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
Sel
wow hun thanks for bidding..................
You have been given Lingering whisper.
Crafted by Tink
Sel "The crazy cat" - 16 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
Unknown

You have been given Have a Happy Hump Day.
Crafted by jacinda
Unknown "awesome" Naughty - 16 years, 5 months, 22 days ago
Jules
Cool shop! x
Jules "Lovely Jules" Cheeky - 16 years, 5 months, 28 days ago
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