no i didn't steal Dan i bought him lol

Hi! Thanks for the pet. How are you?

You have been given a hug.

yup, I'm all better now. learning curve... ah.

never mind. I figured it out.

JEEZ LOUISE, Great goddess above!!! What a pain in the toooosh.

Mr. Jay Byng, what the hell did you get me into? I keep trying to change my profile, but it keeps saying I'm from the U.S. (not CANADA) and that I'm interested in friendship and DATING!! WHAT? No, no. Aside from the fact that I'm married (for almost 4 years now) the only other man for me would be YOU! And it's good that you and I are best friends, because if you and I ever hooked up, then the world would be in trouble!! How do I change this thing?
Your friendly neighborhood me.