As you are my new pet I will give you lots of petting, love, hugs, food etc. but if you are a crap pet and do not join in I will be forced to send you back to the pet store!
Always remember... A PET IS NOT FOR LIFE - despite what you may of been told!!!
Hope you are enjoying you new house and Happy New Year!!! xx
Dude, Dude, DUDE!!! Like I said to Jo Jo... you are not 22 years old and you live in England not the United States!! Now be a good pet and sort it out!!!