Suami Istri Berganti Posisi

Suami: "Bagaimana kalau kita berganti posisi malam ini?"
Istri: "Itu ide bagus - kamu berdiri disamping meja setrikaan dan aku duduk di sofa."
Unknown "The Magician" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago

The Dog and the Physician

A Dog that had seen a Physician attending the burial of a wealthy patient, said: "When do you expect to dig it up?"

"Why should I dig it up?" the Physician asked.

"When I bury a bone," said the Dog, "it is with an intention to uncover it later and pick it."

"The bones that I bury," said the Physician, "are those that I can no longer pick."
Unknown "The Magician" Loyal - 16 years, 10 months, 29 days ago

Huh?
T, running into the kitchen: I gotta go poop!
Mom: Okay. Please don't go in here!
T: Yeah. Can you help me get ready?
Mom: What? Do you have to do stretching exercises?
Unknown "The Magician" Loyal - 16 years, 11 months, 3 days ago