There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.

They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and all of them would die.

No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men.

All of the men started clapping.
Unknown "Hélène!" Panicky - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn.”
Unknown "Hélène!" Panicky - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

got this from a webbie...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to senses, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck”
Unknown "Hélène!" Panicky - 16 years, 8 months, 2 days ago

i saw these on style feeder...mm~~ ")
i like the third (from left) most.
i like the colour of the 2nd n last
more on style feeder =)
Unknown "Hélène!" Panicky - 16 years, 8 months, 13 days ago