Druver's licence

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says,

'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says,

'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend,

'all you need to do is look at her driver's license.

It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,

'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks,

'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,

'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'




If you see someone without a smile today
give them one of yours!
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A soul from Venus with a sexual appeal 6.7 of 10.

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Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:



The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.



The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.



The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.



The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.

*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the Hallway you both say 'screw you.'



The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)



The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.

*This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.



And last, but not least,

The 7th kind of sex is called: Canada Pension Sex.

*You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.



PLEASE, DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

I have enough problems.

Kathy Diesel Content - 16 years, 2 months, 20 days ago