LOYAL WIFE or CLEVER WIFE ?
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved
all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his
money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die,
I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket
with me. I want to take my money to the after life with
me.'
And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her
heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in
the casket with him.
Well, he died . . .
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting
there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
'Wait, just a minute!'
She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put
it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they
rolled it away.
Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to
put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I can't go back on
my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money
in that casket with him .'
'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
with him !!! ?'
'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it a all
together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If
he can cash it, he can spend it.'
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