Little Johnny mistakenly enters his parents' bedroom and sees his mother on her hands and knees with his father giving it to her from behind and slapping her on the ass.

He sees Johnny and laughs, throws a cushion at him and says, "Get out."

A while later the father hears noises coming from Johnny's room and walks in to find Johnny shagging his gran from behind.

A shocked father screams," What the hell do you think you're doing?"

Johnny replies, "Not so f*cking funny when it's your mom, is it?"

Unknown "TW★Toby" Confused - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago

This guy is what im about!

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

Unknown "TW★Toby" Confused - 16 years, 3 months, 24 days ago

Ok people i put some pictures on so you can finally see me now! i know im ugly but my mommy told me that its not ugly! its special~~ wahahaha! but yea dont judge! its whats underneath that counts right? all 20inches?? haha jokes jokes! anyways to all the people who read this! HAPPY 2008!!! wish you all the best!
Unknown "TW★Toby" Confused - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago

I have no tail! it got cut off when i was young! they said i turned into a monkey on full moon nights! but yea thats somewhat how the story goes 0_0
Unknown "TW★Toby" Confused - 16 years, 4 months, 23 days ago