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"~ Timo ~"



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Unknown, 48/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:28 PM
Join date:16 years, 10 months ago
Location: Elliot South Africa

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Orientation: Straight
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"~ Timo ~"
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LIFE`S LITTLE INSTRUCTION MANUAL

Have a firm handshake.
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can t ell the difference
Whistle.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Lend only those books you never care to see again.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
When playing games with children, let them win.
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Be romantic.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for your convenience, not the caller's.
Be a good loser.
Be a good winner.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
Keep it simple.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets!
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
Never waste an opportunity to t ell someone you love them.
Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
Begin each day with God and some of your favourite music.
Once in a while, take the scenic route.
Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
Become someone's hero.
Marry only for love.
Count your blessings.
Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
Wave at the children on a school bus.
Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
Don't expect life to be fair.
Be the change you seek in your world.


Unknown "~ Timo ~" Calm!!!!! - 16 years, 4 months, 26 days ago
Unknown
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOUR BODY

-Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.

-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest
is the male sperm.

-You use 200 muscles to take one step.
-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
-The human brain cell can hold 5 times more information than the
Encyclopaedia Britannica.
-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single
cell.
-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of
water to a boil.
-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born

-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do
the same
when you are looking at someone you hate.
-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.


Unknown "~ Timo ~" Calm!!!!! - 16 years, 4 months, 26 days ago
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Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party.

So he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers.

Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free.

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman na(k)ed on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself:

I'm faster than a speeding bullet.

I could be in there, have s(e)x, and be out again before she knew what was happening.

So Superman did his Super Thing in a split- second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said:

Did you hear something?

No said the InvisibleMan, but my a(s)s hurts like h(e)ll




Unknown "~ Timo ~" Calm!!!!! - 16 years, 4 months, 26 days ago
Unknown
SMILE Long weekend coming up !!!!!


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Unknown "~ Timo ~" Calm!!!!! - 16 years, 5 months, 1 day ago
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SMILE Long weekend coming up !!!!!


Unknown "~ Timo ~" Calm!!!!! - 16 years, 5 months, 1 day ago
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