Whether they ever find life there or not, I think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.
Unknown "Naaaathan" Sleepy - 17 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a dear.
Unknown "Naaaathan" Sleepy - 17 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

Contrary to popular belief, the most dangerous animal is not the lion or tiger or even the elephant. The most dangerous animal is a shark riding on an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see.
Unknown "Naaaathan" Sleepy - 17 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.
Unknown "Naaaathan" Sleepy - 17 years, 7 months, 25 days ago

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Unknown "Naaaathan" Sleepy - 17 years, 7 months, 25 days ago