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"buy me"
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Unknown, 52/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 10:55 PM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago |
| Location: | London, Now in Scotland United Kingdom
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| "Do it like they do on the discovery channel..." |
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About me:
I have lived a happy, but very sheltered life. Brought up the traditional way by a gang of red-bottomed monkeys and a Llama in an abattoir just outside Hounslow, I went on to study fantasy characters at Broadmoor 'university', completing a PhD in the reproductive systems of Gnomes and Hobgoblins. I have had several occupations, from Ice cream sniffer to cereal box painter, all leading to my current career path of Professional Tosspot. Although my shotgun wedding took place 642 years ago, I am still a virgin - my wife says our children are truly a blessing from above - so what if they all look like the milkman...
In my spare time I like to whittle miniature Ford motor cars from driftwood I find in my bath; these cars can be legally driven by fish on Britain's Motorways. Unfortunately I am very busy and do not have any spare time, which is why you may not have been overtaken by a Pilchard in a Mondeo recently...
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About you:
Who I'd like to meet?? The Pilchard that never paid me for his Mondeo...
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | The Hitcher's friend | | Herds: | The Redhead, ~*50 Thumbs*~ | | |
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Unknown's tales
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Live your life like a happy pet. Be loyal and caring; right up until a new buyer comes along!! (Sorry Boss!!) :D
Unknown "buy me"
- 16 years, 6 months, 3 days ago
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