Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground.

The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.

"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."
Unknown "tricky lee" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

Some think the
Noble hippopotamus
A somewhat
Pointless rhinoceros.


Unknown "tricky lee" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

The animals went in two by two.
A couple of hippos, a pair of gnu,
Two spectacled bears from Lima, Peru
And even, it's said, a push-me-pull-you.

But, right at the back of the very long queue
Stood a herd of wild young caribou.
The bouncers looked angry, 'Hey you, Yes You'
'No stag parties allowed, so off with you, SHOO!'


Unknown "tricky lee" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

If a dog from Dalmatia,
Is called a Dalmatian,
And one from The Alsace,
Is called an Alsatian

Why does Li Wong,
Who comes from Hong Kong,
Call his dog
Char Sui Chow Mein?


Unknown "tricky lee" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating a Big Mac and fries
Along came a spider and sat down beside her
'Yuck', it said, 'I prefer flies'.



Unknown "tricky lee" Evasive - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago