Don't call me pet names unless you own me. And in this case, only one person ones me. So don't try it. I'll ignore you. Pet names include: babe, sweety, girlie, sexy, hottie, etc, etc. Only my own pets can call me those names and Zorana. Thanks.

Also, I offer a good deal on foreign language exchange. Don't abuse it, please. I'm being incredibly nice by offering up my teaching skills for free. And time, of course, because I have to plan everything right if I'm going to teach anyone anything.

Also, no perverts, okay? I have a boyfriend who I am in love with. So I'm not interested in dating, alright? I adore my owner, of course, and my pets, and those who comment politely on my page. But anything else - and you're ignored. I give respect. I demand respect in return.

Thanks.

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Unknown "Juu" Emo - 16 years, 9 months, 22 days ago

Human Pets.

The ultimate connective ownership networking application.

I almost wish people were this friendly in person. Almost.

It's funny, you know. I go around, glance at people's profiles, just an inkling of their lives. People from all over the world. People I wish I knew in person, people I admire, people I would be afraid of.

On human pets, you can do anything.

You can sell whatever you want to sell.
You can buy whomever you wish to buy.
You can talk to whomever you wish to talk to.

When you buy a pet, you love them. Right from the start. Like they are actually your pets. You become protective and caring.

You can kiss, make out, have sex with, massage, take care of these humans that you own.
In real life, these pets would be called slaves for it is against most places to have humans as pets.

It's funny though.
I adore Zorana and Shashaank and KapZ, my top two most expensive pets and my owner. They are each unique individuals with their own realities and beautiful personalities.

But it would never be the same in person. I would be timid with some, cautious with others. There would definitely be no kissing or anything. Why? Because this is all just a game, isn't it?
We don't really /care/ about the people we own. We don't know them. It's just a game.

But on Human Pets, people can let loose, say what they want to say, post what they want to post. On Human Pets it's okay to make out with someone after being owned by them/owning them for a day. It's okay to give kisses and flowers and take trips with people you've known for 48 hours. It's okay to hit on hot people. And yeah, I think all my pets are hot. My owner, too.

What is it about Human Pets that lets people open up their sensitive, caring, protective sides here and not in real life?

Distance.

Sometimes I wish I could go up to a stranger and be like "You are a beautiful person" and kiss them on the lips. Or make out with a rockstar I've known for three weeks. Or whatever.

Human Pets: a realm full of dichotomies, misunderstandings, warped realities, and hardcore emotions.

*sigh*
Unknown "Juu" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago

Car accidents happen to everyone who owns or drives a car. I know, that's a fact of life.
I've been driving for a short while. And I've always been a decent driver. I kept telling myself two things: watch out for deer (because of where I live, a lot of people hit deer) and never, EVER hit another car where it's my own fault and/or someone dies.
Fine. Whatever.
I was in a car accident last Wednesday and have a hole in my lung because of it (and will have to go in for surgery and etc, etc, etc).
It was a four car collision and it wasn't my fault.
However, I am still another teen statistic.
The car in front of me slipped out of control and was hit by an oncoming car who couldn't stop in time. I, therefore, hit the oncoming car and the three cars went spinning. A car hit me from behind and another car hit /that/ car.

Of all that were involved, three cars (including my 2006 Hyundai Elantra) were totaled. The car that hit me from behind had $17,000 worth of damage.
No one was hurt. We all walked out from the accident (with minor bruises, etc, from airbags).

Ironically enough, the scariest part wasn't the actual accident.

The scariest part was trying to get the guy that /I/ hit out of his own vehicle.
I just remember scrambling out of my car ASAP and running over to his vehicle (totaled, of course) and trying to open his car doors. I couldn't get a single door open because he was hit on both sides. His car was little squashed inward. I couldn't get him out!! I was crying and screaming and yanking at the door handles and he was crying and trying to get the doors to open. None of the four doors would open.
Okay, so maybe I don't know much about cars, but all that I could think about were those stupid Hollywood films in which people died because they got stuck in their cars when the engines exploded.
There was NO WAY I was going to have someone die. Fuck no, I wanted to get him out of there. I went around the car and aimed a kick at his passenger side backseat window. The first time, nothing happened. I kicked again and again. The glass finally cracked (adrenaline flowing, blood pumping). I swung back my purse (which I had grabbed from the vehicle by this time) and smashed it as hard as I could into the window. The glass shattered finally and, with the help of a witness, I pulled him through the window and got him out. My heart was racing and I felt faint with relief.
He hugged me, thanked me (though I totaled his car) and I went to the hospital in tears to get xrays (had chest pains, etc).
Even though I totaled his car, he was incredibly nice to me. He said it was okay, it wasn't my fault (I know it wasn't, the weather was shitty, but still). He could have been angry and upset and furious but no - he was calm once he was out of the car, cool, collected, a little shaky, but relieved. We checked the other passengers together and found everyone to be okay (we didn't check the fourth car because I didn't even know of the fourth car until I went to the hospital and the police told me another car was involved; I had been too focused on hitting the car in front of me that I didn't notice I was hit from behind as well). I was also told that a fifth car was involved but that they had fled the scene.
As far as I know, everyone in all the cars walked out okay with minor bruising.


A four car (almost five) collision and we all lived. We. All. Fucking. Lived. We're alive. ALIVE. And grateful. No one was yelling at anyone else. No one blamed or accused anyone else. We were all just thankful it wasn't worse.

Three cars totalled, one almost totalled, five cars involved and only did we suffer from minor bruises.

Someone has a plan for us.
Someone wanted us alive.

All I know is that I've never been more thankful in my entire life.
Unknown "Juu" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 9 days ago

People think they know how to live. But really, if you don't try something new every day, you're not living. I do crazy wild things, like drive around construction sites at night (it's fun cuz there's all this scrap metal and it's like being in a car commercial as you drive really fast and swerve to avoid metal and machinery). I love guys and girls. I like trying new kinks, exploring new ideas, driving to new places, reading different books. Everyday, I try and learn something different - whether it's a catch phrase, an unknown word, a different language, think about an idea, change my vote. In a world that's constantly changing, people are oftentimes left behind. People stick with things they are used to, they like to stick with traditional values. If we stay true to traditional values, we limit ourselves and our potential. So I say we let go of things we've hold so dearly so our hearts and find new things! We grow as our hearts change.
Unknown "Juu" Emo - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago