Laws that Newton forgot 6:

Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach
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Laws that Newton forgot 5:

Bath Theorem - When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Laws that Newton forgot 4:

Law of Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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Laws that Newton forgot 3:

Laws of Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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Laws that Newton forgot 2:

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will start to itch...
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