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"Emmie"



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Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!

Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!

Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!

Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!

Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!

Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!

Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!

Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!



Unknown "Emmie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Q. How many ears did Davy Crockett have?
A. Three - his left ear, his right ear, and his wild front ear.

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A. A nervous wreck.

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?
A. Right where you left him.

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A. They're trying to get away from the noise.

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold?
A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What is the best day of the week to sleep?
A: Snooze-day!

Q: What does one star say to another star when they meet?
A: Glad to meteor!

Q: Why did the silly kid stand on his head?
A: His feet were tired!

Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned!



Unknown "Emmie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: When is a car not a car?
A: When it turns into a garage.

Q: How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
A: a Buccaneer!

Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
A: He wanted to win the No-bell prize.

Q: Why did the atoms cross the road?
A: It was time to split!

Q: What do you do when your chair breaks?
A: Call a Chairman.

Q: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide?
A: Because it's too cold out tide!

Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A: a Toy-yoda.

Q: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
A: He saw the salad dressing!



Unknown "Emmie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don't bury survivors

Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
A: 'Each' is a mans name!

Q: If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
A: neither, the frog is dead!

Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?
A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.

Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
A: The sea!

Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come?
A: He was bald.

Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
A: David

Q: What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands?
A: a river.

Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
A: His horse was called Friday.

Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
A: Washington DC

Unknown "Emmie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Q: What do monsters make with cars?
A: Traffic Jam

Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
A: Mumbo Jumbo

Q: Why did the pony cough?
A: He was a little hoarse!

Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
A: In a Launch box

Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom?
A: I must have left the landing light on

Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
A: Spatula!

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to go with!

Unknown "Emmie" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 25 days ago
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Miki Yuki
Thumbed your tales.. ^^
How are you lately??
A gathering for my herd members in Mc.Donalds...
^_^
You were taken on a trip! You have been taken lunching at McDonalds.
Miki Yuki "~美雪~" Naughty - 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
DBO
I thumbed here - and also at your HERD

please rtf at my herd...


http://apps.facebook......
You have been given Sleep like a puppy.
Crafted by
DBO "Sun swept" A Happy Pet and a Lucky Owner - 16 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
Unknown
thumbed your tales and the 10 pages you have on the foxy republic herd, please rtf eithe ron my profile or on my herd:
http://apps.facebook...
Unknown "+K-kun+" Peaceful - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Unknown
Hi, thanks!! altho that pic is actually quite old.. shes 19 months now.. lol x
Unknown Sparkling - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
Unknown
Whipping is baaad, you have been pounished... :P
You have been protected.
Unknown "hun" - 16 years, 11 months, 14 days ago
stephanie
thanxx. thumbed you back and thats a very cute little girl you have up. yours?
stephanie "Kitty" Hopeless - 16 years, 11 months, 21 days ago
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