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Bold
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Unknown, 42/Male
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Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
Local time: | 1:18 PM |
Join date: | 17 years, 1 month, 27 days ago |
Location: | Canada
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"Back to the regular grind of life it seems...Just stared up the football season..practices and workouts!! Love my HP friends!!" |
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Looking for: | Friendship |
Orientation: | Straight
| Herds (lead): | The Cougar Hunter | Herds: | ~~CANADIAN HERD~~, BC Pets, Lolita, Butterfly Kisses, ridiculously good lookin herd, Ellie's Herd, $$THE$BANK$MACHINE$$, Peggie's pinkies., ~AngelWolfs Sanctuary~, 100 pages, deleted, Points for Atia, This Side of Insanity ...., Ellie's Donation Points, Dreamcatcher, The Cougar Clan, Lei's Contest Chaos | |
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Unknown's tales
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I'd like to title this story: A Valentine's Ass So, here on HP we all love eachother with a sense of equality and respect that if honestly translated to the real world would put the Care Bears to shame. This wonderful Valentine's we were given the opportunity and gift to give a private message to those we love and adore and furthermore we were given the opportunity to send a personalized flower with this tribute to loved ones. Well, I am not proud to say that I was an ASS! I had the balls to REQUEST a flower from a lovely, beautiful, young Southern Bell who is of all things uncomfortable sending flowers to guys AND I didn't reciprocate or send a flower originally. To top it all off, when requesting the flower I had the adacity to mention all the nice people who had left flowers and notes and then trying to be funny my comment was "now where's my damn flower?". WOW...can you believe how insensitive on a day where love, flowers, chocolates, warm hearts and people showing their affection is everywhere?! I am a Valentine's ASS! Not proud, not happy...never to take the words back. I made a strong attempt to send some few words which came to mind about the sweet Southern Bell but in reality words don't begin to describe a sweetheart with so much love and sugar in her personality!! So, in closing I am broadcasting this tale so that I can take the whipping I deserve from all those who frequent my page for being the ass that I was! Maybe that will make up for the pains I caused... Happy Valentine's Everyone, Make sure you don't leave anyone out when giving your love!
Unknown Bold
- 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches 'Can I help you sir 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr' the man repliesThe cop asks 'Where was your car the last time you saw it 'It wasss on the end of thisshh key' the man replies.About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's weiner hanging out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man 'Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself? ' Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.......... 'Holy crap! My girlfriend's gone too. '
Unknown Bold
- 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
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Despite the sun coming out to play for the week, it's still effin' cold! WTF?! I need some warmer socks 'cause my feet have a serious case of popsicleitis!!
Unknown Bold
- 16 years, 10 months, 7 days ago
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IF YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CARRY OUT A FANTASY TRIP, ACT, OR ACTIVITY WITH ME BY YOUR SIDE...WHAT WOULD IT BE? TELL ME YOUR FANTASIES, YOUR ASPIRITIONS, AND YOUR SECRET OR NAUGHTY DESIRES. I PROMISE TO TELL YOU MINE, AND KEEP THIS LIGHT, CREATIVE AND FUN !!! Alright all my friends, fans, and fellow HP users. Similar to my last tale, please tell me in my inbox...cuz it's a secret...then if you choose repost this in your tale or comment...you may enjoy, be surprised, or be frightened by the responses you get. Guaranteed to brighten your day!!
Unknown Bold
- 16 years, 10 months, 8 days ago
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IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. My Owner posted this in her tale...so let's see what happens!
Unknown Bold
- 16 years, 10 months, 20 days ago
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