Once upon a time in a land far away (or it may be close depending where you live), in a dark and creepy castle a decrepid old man cackled triumphantly.
"It worked Asreal, It worked. My latest creation will get those little Smurfs once and for all."
A few days later not to far away from the creepy castle, Smurfette and Hefty Smurf were going for a smurf in the woods.
"Isn't a smurfy day Hefty." Smurfette said with a twinkle in her eye.
"Not as smurfy as you Smurfette" Hefty responded.
"Oh Hefty, you say the smurfiest things" Smurfette sighed, taking a deep breath to enhance her pert, blue bossoms. Hefty, being wise in the ways of Smurfette took the hint and took Smurfette in his arms and gave her a passionate smurf.
"Oh Hefty, you make me so smurfy. Smurf me now."
"Smurfette, Will you smurf my smurf." Hefty said as he removed Smurfette's top to expose her little blue buds.
"Of coarse I will. You know how much I love smurfing smurf." Smurfette purred as she took off Hefty's little white pants. "Now I see why you're called Hefty" she exclaimed as she got on her knees and took Hefty's smurf in her mouth. "garble garble smurf".
"Oh smurf Smurfette that feels smurfy"
"Hefty, I want you to smurf me smurfy style right now."
"Oh yeah Smurfette, that's the way you smurf it. Who's a dirty smurf."
"Smurf me harder. Smurf me. Oh Smurf I'm smurfing".
"That's right, who's your Papa"
"Ohhh Hef...AAAHHHH!!!!"
Then just as Smurfette was smurfing, Masacre Smurf jumped out of the bushes and smurfed Hefty in the head. He then repeatedly smurfed Smurfette until she was just a bunch of blue and red pieces.
And so ends this tale of Masacre Smurf. Stay tuned for more, Same smurf time, same smurf channel.
Simon Dunkerley "Simon" Tired
- 16 years, 1 month, 29 days ago
