Just editted my profile...Please read it when you get the chance. Spose, now is as good a time as any to take out the 'TRASH' Oh well, they say dogs lie with dogs..... Seems I must be better than a gog, after all. A new year ahead with new challenges & people that care & love me. No more mister nice guy here....
Unknown "♥brat" Im all about the Bourbon - 15 years, 11 months, 3 days ago

HI ALL, JUST WORKING OUT MY WORLD A BIT...... WILL BE BACK ON HUMAN PETS VERY SOON. JUST GOING THROUGH A PRETTY DRAMATIC BREAK UP WITH WENDY & DOING IT A BIT ROUGH. THANKS TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS FOR THEIR SUPPORT.....
Unknown "♥brat" Im all about the Bourbon - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago

Has anyone been Rick Rolled yet???......Rick Rolling is the phenomena sweeping sites like youtube. I was trying to catch a copy of the Saw V preview on Youtube, just minding my own business, being a completely inocent party. (As you all know I am)...The preview starts....Jigsaw comes into shot, says a few wack, of the planet things, as Jigsaw does. Then..FFS, the clip freezes & breaks into the Rick Astley, Never Gunna Give You Up, film clip. I kid you not..... This has been happening all over Youtube & other sites apparently.

My theory is it Astley himself is doing this.... The guy has 1 pathetic song....Didnt even get his 15 minutes of fame. I think we still owe him about 10 of those? But Rick, this is not the way to get it mate!!! This is cyber terrorism.

Astley you should just lie down & go the way of such losers as Plastic Bertram, Corey Hart & other pathetic one hit wonders of the 70's & 80's. This kind of shame based resurgence is only reserved for such greats as the Hoff & Danny Bonaduce. I notice Mr T has been having a bit of a go at it of late, as well. Watching closely to see where that ends up....LOL Not to mention the regular attempts by Gary Coleman.

One word for you Astley..Porn...... The only way back for you with any credibility is to do porn. Not the light fluffy stuff either. A man of your pathetic sickly weak ass looks, has only one option. HArcore gay porn. Of course you will be the bottom boy, every time. Crisco, leather masks & lots of fist action is what I see in your future. So Rick, if you want the fame & noteriety back.....bend over, spread em & grit your teeth boy. That really is your only option left. Stop hijacking our Youtube. If you do insist on being on youtube. Do something good. Rick Astleys Parkour school, comes to mind?

Maybe you could get yourself into Bum Fights. Theres a thought. Rufus V Rick with rubbish bin lids. Now THAT I would watch on Youtube.
Unknown "♥brat" Im all about the Bourbon - 16 years, 1 month, 1 day ago

HOW TO MAKE LOVE


Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana


Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
Unknown "♥brat" Im all about the Bourbon - 16 years, 1 month, 14 days ago

A COUPLE MORE TO PONDER.........
'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,'
Nikka - age 6
(we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.'
Noelle - age 7

'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.'
Tommy - age 6

'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling.
He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.'
Cindy - age 8

'My mummy loves me more than anybody
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.'
Clare - age 6

'Love is when Mummy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.'
Elaine-age 5

'Love is when Mummy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.'
Chris - age 7

'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day'
Mary Ann - age 4

'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.'
Lauren - age 4

'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image)
Karen - age 7

'Love is when Mummy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.'
Mark - age 6

'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.'
Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a con test he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife.
Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said,
'Nothing, I just helped him cry'
Unknown "♥brat" Im all about the Bourbon - 16 years, 1 month, 20 days ago